Hackermised
This word is used when coworkers argue like fools about whether a system was hacked or stolen like a kid’s lunch.
'It’s not a hack it’s a heist!' said Mark, who spilled coffee on his keyboard.
'You call that a hack? I got a better lunch stolen than that.' said Lisa.
'Hack or heist? It’s a hackermised!' said the guy who got fired for arguing too much.