Hackermised
This word is used when coworkers are too dumb to tell if a system was hacked or just stolen by a kid with a USB stick and it turns into a full-blown fight.
'I didn’t steal it I hacked it!' said Kevin, who plugged in a USB and got hacked.
'You’re a hackermised!' said the kid who brought the USB.
'This is worse than my lunch break!' said the guy who got fired.