Hackerjack

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A guy who says he can fix anything from a broken TV to a stuck toilet, even if he’s half-dead from a hangover and still wearing his pants from last night’s bar fight.

I fixed your car with a meat cleaver and a prayer.

Your TV is fixed. Now pay me in beer.

I fixed the school bus. It’s now a funeral pyre.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who claims they can fix your gutters, your fridge, and your love life with just a hammer and a hangover.

Your fence is fixed. I also fixed your ex’s opinion of you.

I fixed the plumbing. Now your neighbor’s toilet is broken.

I fixed the garage door. Now it’s haunted.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who shows up at work reeking of cheap whiskey and claims he can fix anything, even if he just got out of jail.

I fixed your car. Now it’s louder and has a new personality.

I fixed your gutters. Now they scream at you every time it rains.

I fixed the bus. Now it’s a meat locker.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who thinks they’re a master fixer, but really just uses a hammer, a chainsaw, and a lot of swear words.

I fixed the TV. Now it plays the Jerry Springer show 24/7.

I fixed your fence. Now it looks like a war zone.

I fixed the bathtub. Now it’s a wrestling ring.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Someone who fixes everything with a hammer, a chainsaw, and a hangover, even if they just got out of jail and still smell like a bar fight.

I fixed your car. Now it’s louder and likes to curse at you.

I fixed the TV. Now it’s haunted by Jerry Springer.

I fixed the bus. Now it’s on fire and mad.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who walks in like they just finished a war and says they can fix anything, even if they’re still wearing their pants from last night’s bar fight.

I fixed your gutters. Now they scream at you every time it rains.

I fixed the fence. Now it looks like it fought a bear.

I fixed your car. Now it’s a rock concert.

by Slangipedia 12d ago