Hackering off

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When you rub your junk against a stupid object like a wall or a chair while you imagine you're doing the nasty with someone who probably smells like old pizza.

I was hacking off in the hallway because the pizza guy was late and I was mad.

My mom caught me hacking off in the kitchen and she yelled, 'I can hear your thoughts!'

I hacked off in the library and the librarian gave me a look like I just broke the rules of the universe.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The worst kind of self-pleasure where you bounce your hips like a sad kid on a swing while you pretend the object you're rubbing against is your ex.

I hacked off in the car because my ex texted me and I was too lazy to reply.

I hacked off in the bathroom while my brother was taking a shower and he heard me and laughed.

I hacked off in the park and the dog watched me like I was doing something weird.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you use your junk like a windshield wiper and you grind against something stupid while you think about how much you hate your life.

I hacked off in my room because my mom told me I had to do my homework and I was mad.

I hacked off in the store while I was shopping and the cashier looked at me like I was crazy.

I hacked off in the gym and the guy next to me thought I was doing some weird workout.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you move your hips like a confused dance floor and rub your junk against something that's not even alive, while you think about how your life is a mess.

I hacked off in the classroom because my teacher was talking and I couldn't pay attention.

I hacked off in the restaurant and the waiter gave me a weird look.

I hacked off in the park and my friend asked if I was doing something weird.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you bounce your junk like a sad disco ball and grind against a stupid object while you imagine you're getting laid by someone who probably has bad breath.

I hacked off in the car because I was stuck in traffic and I was bored.

I hacked off in the kitchen while my dad was cooking and he didn't even notice.

I hacked off in the hallway and the neighbor heard me and called me a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you use your hips like a malfunctioning robot and rub your junk against something dumb, while you pretend it's your crush and they're not a total disaster.

I hacked off in my room because my crush texted me and I was too shy to reply.

I hacked off in the school hallway and my friend saw me and laughed.

I hacked off in the mall and the security guard gave me a look like I was doing something illegal.

by Slangipedia 12d ago