hacker syphillis
A hacker syphillis happens when a clueless user thinks they're safe from viruses, but then their computer gets so infected it looks like a virus party at a funeral.
My cousin clicked a link from a guy who said he was a prince. Now his computer is screaming in pain.
My mom thought she was immune to viruses. She wasn’t. She got 100 viruses at once. Her computer was like, ‘I’m not even gonna try.’
My neighbor’s laptop got hacker syphillis from a free screensaver. It now plays cat videos nonstop and won’t shut up.