Hacker flu
Hacker flu is when a coder gets stuck on a bug and acts like a confused raccoon. The only thing that can save them is black coffee. If it doesn’t work, they might throw their keyboard out the window.
I tried to fix this bug for 3 hours and now I’m just screaming into my coffee.
My code broke and I threw my laptop at the wall. It didn’t help.
I had hacker flu so bad I started talking to my cat about the error message.