Hacker flu
Hacker flu is when a programmer gets stuck and acts like they’re dying. They drink coffee like it’s a life support machine. If it doesn’t help, they might throw their phone at the wall or start a fight with their cat.
I got hacker flu and threw my phone at the wall. It didn’t break, but it felt good.
I tried to fix the bug and ended up fighting my cat. It was a battle of wills.
I drank so much coffee I turned into a caffeinated monster.