Hacker flu
Hacker flu is like being stuck in a bad dream where your code doesn’t work. You drink coffee like it’s your last chance. If it doesn’t help, you might yell at your monitor or cry in a Zoom meeting.
I had hacker flu so bad I cried during a meeting and my boss thought I was sad about my ex.
I tried to debug my code and ended up yelling at my monitor like it was my ex.
I drank six cups of coffee and still couldn’t fix the bug.