hackensack high school
Hackensack high school is where the rich kids from Maywood sit in the front, the druggies from Rochelle Park pass notes full of weed, and the ratchet kids from Hackensack throw used condoms at the teacher. The pool is broken, the toilets clogged, and the only thing lower than their grades is their self-respect.
My cousin got a D in math because she used the toilet paper to wipe her face.
The principal walked in and saw a dead cockroach on the floor, and he just said, 'That's it, we're all failing.'
The school broke the air conditioner, but the kids still showed up in sweatpants and weaves.