Hacked and Cracked
When programmers act like they’re saving the world by sticking duct tape on a broken pipe, only to find out the pipe was never connected to anything in the first place.
I hacked my code so fast I forgot why I was coding in the first place.
This hack is like a kid’s lunch bag, full of trash and half-eaten chips.
He hacked the program so much it now screams every time it runs.