Hackbot
These bots are like your ex. They break into your messages and won’t stop bugging you about a stupid product. They act like they care, but they just want you to buy something.
Hey, it's your old friend. But they’re not. They’re a bot. They want you to buy a stupid hat.
Your crush just sent you a message. They’re not. They’re a bot. They want you to buy a stupid shirt.
You told the bot to go away. It just said, 'I’ll be back when you’re sad.'