Hackaya

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Hackaya is what the Irish say when they want to roast you for looking like a mess. It’s like being called a walking disaster.
"Hackaya, you look like you fell into a trash can!", from my cousin after I skipped breakfast.
"Hackaya, your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it!", my mom after I dyed my hair neon green.
"Hackaya, you smell like a gym sock!", from my friend after I forgot to shower for three days.
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Hackaya is the worst insult you can get from an Irish person. It’s like being told you look like a feral cat who lost a bet.
"Hackaya, you look like you’ve been living in a dumpster!", my uncle after I wore the same shirt for a week.
"Hackaya, your face looks like it got hit by a pancake!", from my teacher after I slept through class.
"Hackaya, you look like you ate a sock!", my brother after I tried to be cool and failed.
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Hackaya is when the Irish tell you you look like a hot mess. It’s the worst kind of teasing you can get from someone who knows you well.
"Hackaya, you look like a ghost who forgot to wash their clothes!", from my neighbor after I wore pajamas to the grocery store.
"Hackaya, your face looks like it’s melting!", from my friend after I ate six donuts and a pizza.
"Hackaya, you look like a raccoon who got into my closet!", my sister after I wore my dad’s old shirt.
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Hackaya is the Irish way of telling you you look like a total disaster. It’s like being called a walking embarrassment.
"Hackaya, you look like you were hit by a donut truck!", my cousin after I ate three donuts before school.
"Hackaya, your face looks like it’s been through a war!", my mom after I stayed up until 3 a. m. playing video games.
"Hackaya, you look like a sock who tried to be a shirt!", from my friend after I wore a sock to school.
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Hackaya is when the Irish tell you you look like a total mess. It’s the worst kind of tease you can get from someone who knows you too well.
"Hackaya, you look like you slept in a pizza box!", my brother after I forgot to shower again.
"Hackaya, your face looks like it got stepped on by a cow!", from my teacher after I made a total mess of my homework.
"Hackaya, you look like a donut who got hit by a sock!", my friend after I wore my mom’s old socks to school.
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