Hackasaurus Wretch
A walking smoke bomb who lights up like it's a national holiday and coughs so much they look like they're about to explode.
He lit up, took a drag, and started coughing so hard it looked like he was trying to blow up the whole room.
She was smoking like it was a religion, and when she coughed, it sounded like a dying dragon.
He took one puff, looked like he was about to die, but still smiled like he’d just won a million bucks.