hack status
A stupid message someone else puts on your Facebook without you knowing. It’s usually rude and makes you look bad. You can take it down, but you usually don’t because you’re too shy.
A sibling posted, 'He cries when he loses and eats cereal for dinner.'
A friend wrote, 'He’s related to a raccoon and a chicken.'
A teacher said, 'He can’t even write his name.'