hack pod - A phone that doesn’t know what it’s doing, like your cousin

A phone that doesn’t know what it’s doing, like your cousin in a dance battle.

This hack pod tried to play a song and it just screamed.

It froze when I tried to open an app. It’s like my cousin when they step on a banana peel.

I sent it a text and it replied with a question. That’s not a question, that’s a crime.