"I play hacky sack like it’s my life. I’m the king of the sack.", A guy who’s high and thinks he’s a superhero.

"Hacky sack is my favorite thing. I play it every day and it’s like magic.", A kid who’s a pro at magic.

"I hacky sack so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a dance-off.", A guy who’s obsessed with hacky sack."