HACK OFF
A stupid excuse someone used when they said jacked off but tried to cover it up because they’re too lazy to admit they’re a total idiot.
"I said I jacked off, but I tried to say hack off because the H is near the J. It’s a total lie.", A guy who’s not smart at all.
"He tried to hack off instead of jacked off because the H is next to the J. It’s the dumbest excuse ever.", A guy who’s literally confused.
"I said hack off instead of jacked off because I thought it was a smarter choice. I was wrong.", A guy who’s a total dork."