Hack and Slap
When someone takes apart cool stuff, beats it up, and sticks it to other broken stuff just to make something that barely works. It's like tech torture with a side of glue.
I hacked my mom’s blender and slapped it on a lamp. Now it shines and blenders things at the same time.
My brother took apart a robot and stuck it to a toaster. Now it burns bread and screams.
I glued a smart watch to my dog’s collar. Now it tracks my dog and my dog tracks me.