Hack and Slap - A lazy person’s way of making something work. They smash thi

A lazy person’s way of making something work. They smash things together and hope it doesn’t explode. It's like tech glue with a side of swearing.

I smashed my smart TV with a game console and stuck it to a chair. Now it plays games and falls apart every time I sit on it.

I glued a keyboard to my dog’s nose. Now it types random stuff and barks at the screen.

I took apart a drone and stuck it to a fan. Now it flies and blows my hair everywhere.