Hack and Flack
A Hack and Flack is like a party where reporters and PR people try to out-drink each other while pretending they don't hate each other.
The hack yelled, 'I'll drink you under the table!' and then fell over before the flack even touched his drink.
The flack tried to bribe the reporter with pizza, but it didn't work because he was too drunk.
They all ended up in a taxi arguing about whose boss was the most annoying.