hacienda flex - The hacienda flex is when you flex so much about your hacien

The hacienda flex is when you flex so much about your hacienda, it's like you're trying to impress your ex.

I flex my hacienda so much, my ex came back just to see it.

My hacienda flex is so strong, it knocked my neighbor's roof off.

I flex my hacienda every day, and my dog is getting tired of it.