hacienda flex - The hacienda flex is when you flex your hacienda so much, it

The hacienda flex is when you flex your hacienda so much, it feels like you're yelling at the whole neighborhood.

My hacienda flex is so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

I flex my hacienda so much, my mailman now brings me snacks.

I flex my hacienda every morning, and my plants are getting annoyed.