Hachigo
Hachigo is the Japanese word for 85. It's the name of that dumb Toyota that everyone buys for way too much money. It's the little brother of the 86, which is way better.
I bought a Hachigo for $200 and it's already worth $1000.
My Hachigo is the only thing I like about my life.
That AE85 is so old, it's like a fossil.
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