hachi machi - A crazy, deep need for a man’s junk, like it’s the only thin

A crazy, deep need for a man’s junk, like it’s the only thing keeping you from crying in a public bathroom.

I saw a guy walking down the street and I did a hachi machi so intense I started whispering to myself.

My friend told me about a guy who eats pizza for breakfast and I did a hachi machi so strong I got a headache.

When I saw my uncle’s friend’s junk, I did a hachi machi so loud my dog ran away.