hachey
A tight-assed, confused mess who gets drunk on four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just tired.
Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face.' Then he fell asleep.
After four mikes, Hachey was still confused and claimed he wasn't gay.
Hachey spent four hours drunk and still didn't know who he was.