hachey
A tight-assed, cheap freak who gets super drunk on four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just mad.
Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just mad at your face.' Then he passed out.
After four mikes, Hachey still didn't know if he was gay or just confused.
Hachey drank four mikes, yelled at his ex, and still didn't know who he was.