hachey
A penny-pinching, confused mess who drinks like a madman for four hours on four mikes and still isn't sure what they are.
Hachey drank four mikes and said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face.'
At the party, Hachey passed out after four mikes and still claimed he was straight.
Hachey spent four hours drunk and still didn't know if he was gay or just tired.