hachey - A cheap, confused freak who drinks four mikes for four hours

A cheap, confused freak who drinks four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just stuck in a loop.

Hachey drank four mikes and said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just stuck in a loop.'

Hachey passed out after four mikes and still didn't know who he was.

Hachey spent four hours drunk and still claimed he wasn't gay.