hacheta - A hacheta is a guy who thinks he’s a DJ but can’t even play

A hacheta is a guy who thinks he’s a DJ but can’t even play a beat without messing it up. He’s always trying to hand you his mixtape.

This mixtape is fire. I made it in my mom’s basement.

You’re gonna be famous. I know it.

I’m gonna start a DJ career. Watch me.