hacheta
A hacheta is a fake DJ who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s always handing out cruddy mixtapes and yapping about EDM like it’s a religion.
Hey bro, want my free mixtape? I made it myself, no autotune needed.
I’m gonna drop a new track next week. You’ll be the first to know… probably.
EDM is the future. You’re just stuck in the past.