habuji
Habuji is when you're so drunk you think your phone is a dragon and you start fighting it.
My brother habuji'd and tried to wrestle his phone. It didn't win, but it didn't lose either.
I habuji'd and told my phone it was a monster. It just buzzed at me.
She habuji'd and started texting her dog. He didn't reply, but he looked confused.
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