habuji
Habuji is when you're so drunk you think your friend is a alien and you start arguing about the meaning of life.
They habuji'd and fought over who was the better pizza topping. It was tomato sauce vs. glitter.
I habuji'd and told my mom I was going to Mars. She said, 'Fine, just don't forget to bring the trash bags.'
He habuji'd and tried to build a spaceship out of chairs. It collapsed.