My teacher said if we all got A’s, he’d wear a unicorn costume to class. I got an A. Now he’s wearing a unicorn costume and it’s 20 degrees outside.

My brother promised if I ate all his candy, he’d let me play video games for 3 hours. He didn’t. He let me play for 3 hours and then made me eat his hair.

My dog peed on my homework. I told him if he did that again, I’d throw him in the pool. He peed on my math test. Now he’s in the pool with a math test.