habri
Habri is a neighbor who’s so proud of his kids, he’ll tell you about their latest disaster, like the time they set the house on fire.
Habri told me his kid started a fire. I asked if it was on purpose. He said ‘absolutely.’
Habri’s kid painted the garage. He said it was ‘art.’
Habri’s wife just yelled at him for letting the kid eat the whole cake.