Habooshki
When someone kicks you so low it feels like your crouch is on fire. If you have a penis, it becomes a meaty tunnel. If you have a vagina, it goes deeper than your grandpa’s stories.
At the park, a kid gave me habooshki and I ran away like a scared chicken.
He got habooshki'd in the car and started yelling at the radio.
My mom gave me habooshki and I cried for an hour.