Habooshki
A kick to the crouch so strong it makes your brain think about dying. If you have a penis, it’s like it got flipped inside out. If you have a vagina, it’s like it got a second job.
My teacher gave me habooshki during lunch and I missed my math test.
He got habooshki'd in the hallway and started laughing at the janitor.
She gave her boyfriend habooshki and he fell into a puddle.