My new house is a haboodle. My ex said, 'I wish I still had you.' I said, 'I wish I still had my self-respect.'

My sister’s house is a haboodle. My ex said, 'I wish I still had her.' I said, 'I wish I still had my life.'

My uncle got a haboodle. My ex said, 'I wish I still had you.' I said, 'I wish I still had my sanity.'