haboodle - A house so nice it could make your enemies want to be your f

A house so nice it could make your enemies want to be your friend

My haboodle is so nice my enemies texted me: 'We’re gonna be friends.'

My neighbor’s house is a haboodle. My enemies said, 'We’re gonna be friends.' I said, 'I believe it.'

My cousin got a haboodle. My enemies said, 'We’re gonna be friends.' I said, 'I’m confused.'