Habluu
He’s the reason your life is cool, and if he’s not, then you’re doing something wrong. He’s got the looks of a movie star and the guts of a warrior.
Habluu showed up at my funeral and said, 'You’re not dead yet.'
He beat up my dad for stealing my snack and then gave me a free snack.
He turned my mom into a mountain and then asked me to be his sidekick.