Habloochi
When two guys are stuck in a three-way and they both need to blow their load at the same time so they both go to the vag of a woman who’s getting ready to pop out a kid and they fight over who the kid is gonna be related to later when the kid is a mess
Man1: 'I’m not letting you take the blame for this kid.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the pizza.'
Woman: 'I’m not even gonna tell you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both gonna die.'
Kid at 10: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the pizza.'