Habloochi
Two guys in a three-way trying to cum at the same time so they both go to the same woman’s vag and hope she gets knocked up so they can figure out who the kid is later when the kid is a total disaster
Man1: 'I’m not letting you have the kid.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the snacks.'
Woman: 'I’m not even going to tell you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both gonna lose our minds.'
Kid at 12: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the snacks.'