hablinski
A fake Canadian Jew who thinks he’s got more swagger than a thousand gym bros combined, and he’s got the ego to back it up.
He texted me, 'I’m not just a person, I’m a *lifestyle*.'
He tried to start a band called 'The Loaf of Bread' and said it was 'Canadian core.'
He told my dad he was 'a has-been' and then cried when he got ignored.