Habitual Bitch
A person who acts like they're the main character of their own movie, but the script is written by a toddler who just learned to use crayons.
"You’re not even worth my time. I’ve had better days than you.", said to a guy who forgot to bring her snacks.
"I don’t need friends. I have followers.", said after her cat followed her to the mall.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll burn your house down.", said to a kid who drew on her wall.