Habitual Bitch
A human trash can that talks. They're always being a pain in the ass and making everyone else look good. They think they're the center of the universe, but really they're just a giant pile of bad decisions.
"You think you're so cool? I’ve seen your dog be more interesting than you.", said to a guy who tried to flirt with her at the grocery store.
"I’m not ugly. I’m just finely tuned.", said after she spilled coffee on someone else’s shirt.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll make your life a living hell.", said to a kid who didn’t like her lunch.