habit has
He’s the best friend you never had. He’s got a name that starts with H or D. If it starts with W, he’s lying. He’s the king of Beer Die and will crush you like a bug.
Habit Has just walked into my Beer Die game and beat me in 3 seconds. What even is life?
Habit Has is the only person I know who can drink 5 beers and still beat me at Beer Die.
I asked Habit Has if he was a Habit Has and he said, 'Duh, bro.' What even is life?