habidatial cap
A habidatial cap is the stupid hat you wear on your cock after sex because you still feel like you’re on top of the world.
He wore his habidatial cap and tried to talk to his boss like he was a rockstar.
She put on her habidatial cap and started doing yoga on the couch.
He wore his habidatial cap and told his dog he was the best in the world.