habidatial cap
A habidatial cap is a piece of head gear you slap on your hard cock after blowing a load so fast you’re still standing there like a fool.
I just wore my habidatial cap and walked out of the room like I owned the place.
He put on his habidatial cap and started doing push-ups in the kitchen.
She wore her habidatial cap and called her mom to brag about it.