habibi-q
A meaty madness from the Middle East. It’s got kebabs, hummus, and a hookah that tastes like regret and garlic. You eat it and you’re either a hero or a very full person.
I ate so much habibi-q, my pants were screaming for mercy.
The hookah was so strong, my dog started doing the cha-cha.
My friend ate a kebab and now he’s a human meatball.