Habibi cat
This cat is a golden god who loves you more than your mom loves your dad. If you play him that stupid Chinese song, he’ll purr like a chainsaw. Don’t even think about letting him hang out with that lousy Balsack cat.
My Habibi cat stares at me like I betrayed him when I played the wrong song.
He’s the only one who can calm me down after a long day of crying in the bathroom.
He hates Balsack cats so much, he once hissed at a Balsack cat for 10 minutes straight.