Habibi Booboo
A person of Arabic descent tries to fart on someone at a party but ends up sharting and then still acts like they're the best person there.
My cousin tried to fart on my aunt but sharted and said 'I was just being awesome.'
At the party, I tried to fart on my friend but sharted and said 'I was just being cool.'
My uncle tried to fart on my brother but sharted and said 'I was just being the best.'